H afentomoutsounara mou katebhke sta Londina. Trelh zesth. Otan leme gia zesth ennooume zesth. Oxi asteia. O xwriaths katebhke Kuriakh bradi me automato oxta8esio van fortwmena me ta tsimprakala ths douleias (3erete, o8ones, upologistes, teleoraseis plasma screens, kai ola ta sxetika sunerga) gia to megalo mas peirama. Duo ebdomades edw kai apo thn prwth ebdomada exw ginei kommatia. KALA RE… TI ZESTH EINAI AUTH… KONTA STOUS 40? STO LONDINO? STIS 50 MOIRES PANW APO TON ISHMERINO? KAI META MOU LENE DEN EXEI CLIMATE CHANGE…

Douleia apo tis 8 to prwi mexri tis 7:30 to bradi. Meta ena grhgoro refresh kai bour gia ta estiatoria tou Enfield. Exoume dokimasei sxedon ka8e estiatorio tou Enfield, oxi pws exei kai polla, edw einai xwrio. To Enfield einai sta boreia proasteia tou Londinou. Alla otan leme proasteia se mia polu 10 ekatomuriwn mallon katalabainetai pws einai oloklhrw ta3idi gia ta Londina. Opote katalabainetai giati mou gkrinazoun h 8eia Sofia, o Kabaliwths, o Telson kai h Theodora pou den paw na tous dw. Alla etoimazw thn megalh ka8odo sthn prwteuousa to weekend meta tou erwtos. 8a doume thn treloparea kai eimai sigouros pws ola ta nea 8a bgoun apo thn 8eia Sofia entos oligwn hmerwn.

Eimai sto lunch break mou. Eftuxws dhladh pou exoume kai auta. Kai fusika ti kanoume; Trwme. Exw parei pente kila sigoura apo thn hmera pou hr8a. Den mporw allo fai. 8a skasw. Shmera malista erxetai kai to megalo afentiko. O proffessoras mas gia na dei pws paei to peirama…. E! kala kai gia na pame kai gia faghto… A re a8anato panepisthmio Edibourgou. Eutuxws pou uparxei kai auto kai frontizei oti kila xasame me thn prohgoumenh douleia na mas ta dwsei pali pisw me thn kainourgia mas douleia.

To 3enodoxeio einai gurw sthn mish wra me ta podia apo to kentro tou Enfield kai pente lepta me to autokinhto apo to periferiako tou Londinou. Dhladh ti periferiako! Oloklhros autokinhtodromos, o perifhmos M25. Trigurw mpolika gledia kai boskotopia. H kalh mas agelada boskei katw sthn liakada kai apo dipla to panepisthmio tou Edibourgou me thn plasma screen na kanoun virtual banking.

Den yparxoun pou8ena skotsezikes shmaies. DEN MPORW TRELENOMAI. Giati telika o Ellhnas telika 8elei ton aspro stauro sto mple fonto. Den mporei… trelenetai.

Politismiko sok: Mpainoume se kurile pub e3w apo to Stafford gia faghto (ti periergo 8a mou pei…) kai mas rwtane an 8eloume trapezi se smoking or non-smoking area…. WHAT???? Ma kala den to apagoreusan to kapnisma stis pub??? OXI BRE NTOURNTOUBALO… EDW EINAI AGGLIA…

Ta daxtula mou moudiasane. Den exw ri3ei penia edw kai pente hmeres peripou. Giati pou na brw dialleima apo to faghto o xristianos gia na ri3w thn penia mou. Ante na brw ton Kabaliwth na 3eskouriasoume kai ligaki…

Ton Zabalo telika den ton ekrupsa se kamia balitsa giati dustuxws efage ligo parapanw teleutaia kai den xwrouse sto mpaoulo. Thn epomenh fora omws 8a ton narkwsw kai 8a ton balw sto ageroplano ws san to BA Barakas sthn A-Team kai 8a ton parw mazi mou sta Londina.

A!! kai pou eisai… 8eia Sofia… To weekend exoume diaita mhn etoimazeis kai polla pshta… Mono na dokimasw ta ro3akia pou eta3es 8elw…

Auta… Sas filw apo to hliokameno Enfieild.

H afentomoutsounara mou… o Episthmwn.

P.S. Akoma den mporw na sunh8isw thn Union Jag e3w apo to para8uro mou. Sto Edibourgo mono sto Kastro thn briskeis…

P.S.2. Sorry gia ta GreekEnglish alla exw rwthsei oles tis aggelades tou Enfield. Kamia den exei ellhnikes grammatoseires!